Terms read 19 October 2026 Leaf W04, revision 1

Forty presses to the pound, and the quantity standing on the other side of that division

Two hundred presses bought with £5.00 works out at forty to the pound, against thirty on a £10.00 payment buying three hundred and ten on a £10.00 payment buying a hundred. At 10p those rungs send £20.00, £30.00 and £10.00 across the reels. The division is published and the unit it divides is not, so this page tabulates the ladder and finds where it stops reporting anything.

Stated on the banner 40 a pound Two hundred presses set against a payment of £5.00, with the division left to whoever is reading. Stated, once you go and look minus £11.52 Forty times laid across the expected winnings, in a document the ratio never names, at the 96 per cent return carried on this page. Not stated before the money goes in Both unit values What a press costs on this arrangement, and what it costs on whichever other one is being weighed against it. Both are needed and neither is printed.

Arrangements built on a ratio of presses to payment, terms read

Every destination in this file is bought advertising. The site is paid a fee if a reader goes on to register, and no figure printed below moves because of it.

Bonus Spins UK Slip 01

Betportal

Ceiling as a multiple

The drop

€15.00

The claim reads €15.00. Once the terms beside it have applied, €0.00 of it can leave. The difference is the drop.

7 of the 15 terms on this slip could not be read before the money went in

Spins priced at this site's own 10p a spin, which the operator does not publish

Stated

€15.00

The claim as it is printed, before a single term has been applied to it.

1 Banner

Headline paid as spins

150 spins at 10c each, which is €15.00 of the figure above.

6 Nowhere

What one spin is worth

No unit is published for a spin, so the count is priced at this site's own 10p a spin. At half that price every figure below halves with it.

1 Banner

Match and other credit not priced

300% of three deposits, to a ceiling of €1,000. A share of a deposit nobody has made yet is not a sum, so no figure stands on this line and none is carried below.

Qualified

-€14.40

Written down somewhere, and taking part of the claim back. Each term carries the place it is written and the sum it takes.

2 Written terms at a distance this record does not establish

Play-through -€14.40

Carrying €14.40 through 35 times stakes €504.00 and costs €20.16 of it at 96 per cent return. That prices above the €14.40 there is to charge it against, so the whole of the credit goes and the line is held at that. The multiple sits on the bonus.

2 Written terms at a distance this record does not establish

Game weighting not priced

Slots only count towards the play-through. No contribution percentage is published, so the line above has been worked at full weight, which is the kindest reading there is.

2 Written terms at a distance this record does not establish

Ceiling on the winnings not priced

5x the bonus.

2 Written terms at a distance this record does not establish

Clock on the credit not priced

14 days.

2 Written terms at a distance this record does not establish

Largest stake while it runs not priced

€5.

3 Public record

Licence, and who holds it not priced

Licensed in Anjouan, Comoros, held by BetPortal Gaming Ltd, with Excite Ultra Media Ltd, reference ALSI-202601040-FI2. A register entry settles who holds a licence and what it permits. It does not settle who is running the site this morning.

4 Cashier

Smallest qualifying deposit your money

€20 a stage. That is €20.00 of your own money, and it is never netted into a drop.

5 On the way out

Checks before a withdrawal not priced

Documents before the first withdrawal.

Unstated

-€0.60

Applying without having been published anywhere, and costing money all the same.

6 Nowhere

What a spin hands back -€0.60

Staking a spin returns 96 per cent of it, so that share of the batch is the house's before a reel turns. This site works at that return and the operator publishes none where the claim is made.

6 Nowhere

Forfeited by rule cost unknown

Nothing is published under this heading, and it applies regardless.

6 Nowhere

Charge on the way out cost unknown

No charge on the way out is published as a figure, so nothing comes off this line. A charge that exists unpublished would come straight off whatever survives.

6 Nowhere

Smallest withdrawal allowed cost unknown

No smallest withdrawal is published as a figure. A floor nobody has published is still a floor, and it decides whether a small balance can move at all.

No Great Britain licence

Terms read 19 October 2026

Bonus Spins UK Slip 02

WinBeast

Ceiling as a sum

The drop

€50.00

The claim reads €50.00. Once the terms beside it have applied, €0.00 of it can leave. The difference is the drop.

8 of the 15 terms on this slip could not be read before the money went in

Spins priced at this site's own 10p a spin, which the operator does not publish

Stated

€50.00

The claim as it is printed, before a single term has been applied to it.

1 Banner

Headline paid as spins

500 spins at 10c each, which is €50.00 of the figure above.

6 Nowhere

What one spin is worth

No unit is published for a spin, so the count is priced at this site's own 10p a spin. At half that price every figure below halves with it.

1 Banner

Match and other credit not priced

50% to 100% of five deposits, each to a ceiling of €1,000, and a €650 free bet. A share of a deposit nobody has made yet is not a sum, so no figure stands on this line and none is carried below.

Qualified

-€48.00

Written down somewhere, and taking part of the claim back. Each term carries the place it is written and the sum it takes.

2 Written terms at a distance this record does not establish

Play-through -€48.00

Carrying €48.00 through 40 times stakes €1,920.00 and costs €76.80 of it at 96 per cent return. That prices above the €48.00 there is to charge it against, so the whole of the credit goes and the line is held at that. The multiple sits on the bonus and the winnings from the spins.

2 Written terms at a distance this record does not establish

Game weighting not priced

Slots, titles vary by country count towards the play-through. No contribution percentage is published, so the line above has been worked at full weight, which is the kindest reading there is.

2 Written terms at a distance this record does not establish

Ceiling on the winnings not priced

€100 a batch of spins.

2 Written terms at a distance this record does not establish

Clock on the credit not priced

7 days, spins 1 day.

3 Public record

Licence, and who holds it not priced

Licensed in Curaçao, holder not named on the site. A register entry settles who holds a licence and what it permits. It does not settle who is running the site this morning.

4 Cashier

Smallest qualifying deposit your money

€20 a stage. That is €20.00 of your own money, and it is never netted into a drop.

5 On the way out

Checks before a withdrawal not priced

Documents before the first withdrawal.

Unstated

-€2.00

Applying without having been published anywhere, and costing money all the same.

6 Nowhere

What a spin hands back -€2.00

Staking a spin returns 96 per cent of it, so that share of the batch is the house's before a reel turns. This site works at that return and the operator publishes none where the claim is made.

6 Nowhere

Largest stake while it runs cost unknown

Nothing is published under this heading, and it applies regardless.

6 Nowhere

Forfeited by rule cost unknown

Nothing is published under this heading, and it applies regardless.

6 Nowhere

Charge on the way out cost unknown

No charge on the way out is published as a figure, so nothing comes off this line. A charge that exists unpublished would come straight off whatever survives.

6 Nowhere

Smallest withdrawal allowed cost unknown

No smallest withdrawal is published as a figure. A floor nobody has published is still a floor, and it decides whether a small balance can move at all.

No Great Britain licence

Terms read 19 October 2026

Bonus Spins UK Slip 03

EliteSpin

Longest spin window

The drop

£50.00

The claim reads £50.00. Once the terms beside it have applied, £0.00 of it can leave. The difference is the drop.

8 of the 15 terms on this slip could not be read before the money went in

Spins priced at this site's own 10p a spin, which the operator does not publish

Stated

£50.00

The claim as it is printed, before a single term has been applied to it.

1 Banner

Headline paid as spins

500 spins at 10p each, which is £50.00 of the figure above.

6 Nowhere

What one spin is worth

No unit is published for a spin, so the count is priced at this site's own 10p a spin. At half that price every figure below halves with it.

1 Banner

Match and other credit not priced

50% to 100% of five deposits, each to a ceiling of £1,000. A share of a deposit nobody has made yet is not a sum, so no figure stands on this line and none is carried below.

Qualified

-£48.00

Written down somewhere, and taking part of the claim back. Each term carries the place it is written and the sum it takes.

2 Written terms at a distance this record does not establish

Play-through -£48.00

Carrying £48.00 through 40 times stakes £1,920.00 and costs £76.80 of it at 96 per cent return. That prices above the £48.00 there is to charge it against, so the whole of the credit goes and the line is held at that. The multiple sits on the bonus and the winnings from the spins.

2 Written terms at a distance this record does not establish

Game weighting not priced

Slots count towards the play-through. No contribution percentage is published, so the line above has been worked at full weight, which is the kindest reading there is.

2 Written terms at a distance this record does not establish

Ceiling on the winnings not priced

5x the bonus.

2 Written terms at a distance this record does not establish

Clock on the credit not priced

7 days, spins 3 days.

3 Public record

Licence, and who holds it not priced

Licensed in Costa Rica, held by PrimeTier Limited. A register entry settles who holds a licence and what it permits. It does not settle who is running the site this morning.

4 Cashier

Smallest qualifying deposit your money

£20 a stage. That is £20.00 of your own money, and it is never netted into a drop.

5 On the way out

Checks before a withdrawal not priced

Documents before the first withdrawal.

Unstated

-£2.00

Applying without having been published anywhere, and costing money all the same.

6 Nowhere

What a spin hands back -£2.00

Staking a spin returns 96 per cent of it, so that share of the batch is the house's before a reel turns. This site works at that return and the operator publishes none where the claim is made.

6 Nowhere

Largest stake while it runs cost unknown

Nothing is published under this heading, and it applies regardless.

6 Nowhere

Forfeited by rule cost unknown

Nothing is published under this heading, and it applies regardless.

6 Nowhere

Charge on the way out cost unknown

No charge on the way out is published as a figure, so nothing comes off this line. A charge that exists unpublished would come straight off whatever survives.

6 Nowhere

Smallest withdrawal allowed cost unknown

No smallest withdrawal is published as a figure. A floor nobody has published is still a floor, and it decides whether a small balance can move at all.

No Great Britain licence

Terms read 19 October 2026

Bonus Spins UK Slip 04

Crown Jewelz

Multiple unpublished

The drop

NOT WORKED

The multiple is not published in the operator's own terms. Since the sum cannot be worked around it, none is worked.

9 of the 14 terms on this slip could not be read before the money went in

No drop worked

Stated

£15.00

The claim as it is printed, before a single term has been applied to it.

1 Banner

Headline paid as spins

150 spins at 10p each, which is £15.00 of the figure above.

6 Nowhere

What one spin is worth

No unit is published for a spin, so the count is priced at this site's own 10p a spin. At half that price every figure below halves with it.

1 Banner

Match and other credit not priced

200% of the first deposit, then 150% twice, each to a ceiling of £1,000. A share of a deposit nobody has made yet is not a sum, so no figure stands on this line and none is carried below.

Qualified

NOT WORKED

Written down somewhere, and taking part of the claim back. Each term carries the place it is written and the sum it takes.

2 Written terms at a distance this record does not establish

Play-through not priced

40x the bonus, reported rather than published by the operator.

2 Written terms at a distance this record does not establish

Game weighting not priced

Slots count towards the play-through. No contribution percentage is published, so the line above has been worked at full weight, which is the kindest reading there is.

3 Public record

Licence, and who holds it not priced

Licensed in Curaçao, number not verified, holder not named on the site. A register entry settles who holds a licence and what it permits. It does not settle who is running the site this morning.

4 Cashier

Smallest qualifying deposit your money

£20. That is £20.00 of your own money, and it is never netted into a drop.

5 On the way out

Checks before a withdrawal not priced

Documents before the first withdrawal.

Unstated

NOT WORKED

Applying without having been published anywhere, and costing money all the same.

6 Nowhere

Ceiling on the winnings cost unknown

No ceiling is published. Nothing is assumed in its place.

6 Nowhere

Clock on the credit cost unknown

Nothing is published under this heading, and it applies regardless.

6 Nowhere

Largest stake while it runs cost unknown

Nothing is published under this heading, and it applies regardless.

6 Nowhere

Forfeited by rule cost unknown

Nothing is published under this heading, and it applies regardless.

6 Nowhere

Charge on the way out cost unknown

No charge on the way out is published as a figure, so nothing comes off this line. A charge that exists unpublished would come straight off whatever survives.

6 Nowhere

Smallest withdrawal allowed cost unknown

No smallest withdrawal is published as a figure. A floor nobody has published is still a floor, and it decides whether a small balance can move at all.

No Great Britain licence

Terms read 19 October 2026

Every figure in the second and third columns is this site's own working and nothing an operator has published. A claim is priced as printed, then the share a spin hands back at 96 per cent return comes off it, then what playing the multiple through costs at the same return, and then whatever a published ceiling, a charge on the way out or a floor on the smallest withdrawal takes from what has survived. The drop is the difference between the first figure and the last. The two columns add back up to it exactly, so no money leaves a slip without a term and a place beside it.

Which column a term falls in is settled by one question: has anybody written it down. A charge a reader meets at the payment screen is written down, and it stands in the second column with the cashier against it. A condition that binds without ever having been set down stands in the third, whatever it costs. Inside each column the terms run outwards from the banner, so the order itself says how far a reader would have had to go.

A count of spins has no unit until one is supplied. Where an operator publishes what one of its own spins is worth, that figure is used and the first column says it is theirs. Where none is published, this site's own 10p a spin stands in its place and every figure below moves in proportion with it. Where the multiple itself is unpublished, no drop is worked at all, because that is the one figure the sum cannot be done without.

Three words stand where a figure cannot. Not priced is a term that is written down and carries no number the arithmetic can take. Cost unknown is a term nobody has written down, costing something nobody has put a number on. Your money is money of the reader's own, which is never netted into a drop.

None of the operators in this file holds a Great Britain licence, so none of the duties that licence carries reaches them. Each of those duties is published in its own right, which is what makes its absence here something a reader can check rather than take on trust. Every gambling company licensed in Great Britain belongs to Gamstop Online, so a reader who has shut themselves out through the scheme is not shut out here. Social Responsibility Code 5.1.1 has held a play-through to a maximum of ten times the bonus funds since 19 January 2026, and it binds a licence holder and nobody else. Asked in a post of 21 October 2025 what is lost along with the licence, the Gambling Commission's Director of Enforcement and Intelligence answered: "unfair gaming practices, financial loss, and a lack of recourse if things go wrong". The same post puts blocked payouts, and withdrawal limits pitched high enough to be unreachable, among the behaviour the Commission has recorded. Nobody under 18 may hold an account at any of them.

Terms are reproduced in the wording their operator published, and each slip is dated with the day somebody sat down and read them. 19 October 2026 is the oldest of those dates. Anybody claiming an offer is bound by that operator's full terms, which are elsewhere, and never by a line standing here.

1

What a quantity divided by a payment actually reports

Two numbers appear on the banner and a third appears the moment anybody divides them. Two hundred presses over a payment of £5.00 gives forty to the pound. Nobody prints the forty, and everybody computes it, because dividing is what a reader does when handed a quantity beside a price.

The division feels like a rate and behaves like one. A larger result looks like more for the money, a smaller result looks like less, and two advertisements can apparently be ranked against each other in a second without opening anything. That is exactly the service the figure appears to provide, and it is the service this page is about to take apart.

Here is the trouble in one line. Forty presses to the pound is a quantity of events for each pound paid, and events are not money until somebody supplies the unit. Multiply forty by 10p and £4.00 of stake has been bought with every £1.00 paid. Multiply the same forty by 5p and it is £2.00. The ratio did not move. What a reader gets halved.

That unit is nowhere in writing. No published rule obliges anybody to state what one press commits, and this site works at 10p throughout as an assumption rather than a reading. So a division carried out on two published numbers yields a figure whose meaning depends entirely on a third that neither banner carries.

Worked at 10p the arrangement in the title sends £20.00 across the reels. At the 96 per cent return carried here, expected winnings come to £19.20, which is nearly four payments over. A sibling page on solving for the unit itself works out what such a ratio implies about the figure nobody printed, and this page takes that result as read rather than repeating it.

What follows here is the comparison between arrangements rather than the solve inside one. The question is narrow and practical: can a reader holding two banners pick the better of them from the division alone. The answer is no, and the parts below set out three separate reasons, each of which would be sufficient on its own.

2

The ladder of quantity against payment, rung by rung

Start by laying the family out. Every rung below pairs a published quantity with a published payment, divides to get presses for each pound, and then carries that through to money at the unit value this page assumes. The right-hand column is the figure a reader would actually collect in expectation once the usual clause has run.

Quantity over payment, six rungs
How the banner reads Presses for each pound Unit value supposed Stake committed Expected return Close, forty times standing
Five hundred presses, pay £10.00 50 10p £50.00 £48.00 minus £28.80
Two hundred presses, pay £5.00 40 10p £20.00 £19.20 minus £11.52
Three hundred presses, pay £10.00 30 10p £30.00 £28.80 minus £17.28
A hundred and twenty presses, pay £10.00 12 10p £12.00 £11.52 minus £6.91
A hundred presses, pay £10.00 10 10p £10.00 £9.60 minus £5.76
Fifty presses, pay £10.00 5 10p £5.00 £4.80 minus £2.88

The third column is the same on every rung, and it is printed anyway. That is the point of including it: the whole ladder is computed at one supposed unit value, and if that supposition moves then every figure to the right of it moves with it, in exact proportion. A column of identical entries is doing more work here than any of the varying ones.

Read the division column downwards and it spans ten to one, from fifty presses for each pound to five. Read the rightmost column downwards and it spans ten to one as well, but in the unhelpful direction: the rung that looks ten times as generous closes ten times as badly. The two columns are the same quantity with the sign turned over.

One rung in the middle carries a rounding worth naming. A hundred and twenty presses at 10p give expected winnings of £11.52, and six tenths of that is £6.912, so the close is printed at minus £6.91 with a tenth of a penny dropped. Every other rung lands exactly on the penny, and the odd one out is odd because 120 is not a round hundred.

3

Weighing two banners means weighing two unprinted units

Take a reader holding two advertisements. One says forty presses for each pound paid, the other says thirty. The second looks worse by a quarter and the comparison seems settled. It is not settled, because the comparison has quietly assumed that a press is the same object in both places, and nothing on either banner says so.

Units differ between arrangements for ordinary commercial reasons, not devious ones. A business may run its promotional presses at the lowest stake its builds accept, or at the stake its usual customer chooses, or at a figure picked to make a round quantity fit a round budget. None of those choices is published, and none of them is required to be.

So the honest statement of the comparison is this: forty presses at an unknown unit against thirty presses at a different unknown unit. Two unknowns, one on each side, and the division has been performed on the known halves only. A quotient built that way is not a comparison. It is a comparison of the halves that happened to be printed.

What each half of the division is settled by
The quantity being divided Where a reader would settle it Settled before clicking
The tally of presses advertised on the banner Yes
The payment the tally is priced against on the banner Yes
What one press commits in cash nowhere in writing No
The multiple the winnings carry in the bonus terms Only by opening a second document
The rate the build counts towards that multiple nowhere in writing No
The smallest sum the exit will shift at the cashier Not before an account exists

Two rows are settled where the claim is made and the other four are somewhere else. The division a reader performs uses the first two and ignores the rest, which is not carelessness: the first two are the only ones available at the moment the comparison is being made. A ratio is popular because it is computable from what is to hand, and that is a different property from being informative.

4

Where a smaller division overtakes a larger one

Put the two unknowns to work and the comparison can be reversed on purpose. Forty presses for each pound at 5p buys £2.00 of stake per pound paid. Thirty presses for each pound at 10p buys £3.00. The banner showing the smaller division is handing over half as much again.

Find the crossing exactly. Forty presses at a unit of x matches thirty presses at a unit of y when forty x equals thirty y, so x is three quarters of y. Against a rival running at 10p, a forty-to-the-pound arrangement draws level at 7.5p a press and loses below it. Half a penny of difference in a figure neither banner prints settles which advertisement is the better one.

7.5p a press, the unit at which forty to the pound exactly matches thirty to the pound at 10p

Seven and a half pence is not an exotic figure. It sits between two stakes that builds commonly accept, and a reader has no way to tell which side of it a given arrangement falls on, because the question is answered in no document they can open. The crossing is therefore not a rare edge case. It is a region the whole family sits inside.

Four advertised divisions read at two unit values: fifty presses to the pound rising from two pounds fifty to five pounds of stake, forty from two pounds to four, thirty from one pound fifty to three, and ten from fifty pence to one pound.
Drawing one. Stake bought with each £1.00 paid, at a unit of 5p and again at 10p, showing a lower advertised division at the higher unit overtaking a higher one at the lower unit.

The useful thing about that drawing is the vertical reading rather than the slope. Pick any height on the right-hand column and find which rows reach it from the left-hand one, and the overlap is immediate: rows that look ordered on a banner are interleaved once the unknown unit is allowed to vary across the range the family plausibly uses.

5

The rung at which a generous ratio becomes a heavy one

The second reason the division fails is bigger than the first, and it does not depend on the unit being unknown. It depends on the multiple written over the winnings, and it turns the ratio inside out rather than merely blurring it.

Expected winnings at a 96 per cent return are 0.96 of whatever crosses the reels. A multiple of W on those winnings asks for W lots of them to be turned over, and a margin of 4p on the pound takes 0.04 W of the winnings away. The balance left is one less 0.04 W, so the sign turns over at W of twenty-five, which is the rung where twenty-five lots of 4p add up to a whole pound.

Below twenty-five a reader keeps a positive share of whatever the presses returned, so a larger quantity is a larger keep and the division points the right way. At twenty-five the share is nothing, and the division points nowhere: every rung on the ladder closes at nought, whatever its quantity. Above twenty-five the share is negative, and every extra press on the banner adds to what the clause expects to collect.

Forty times, which is the figure this page applies throughout as an assumption, sits well above that turning point. At forty the balance left is one less 1.6, so six tenths of the winnings travel the wrong way and the close is negative by that fraction. Two hundred presses at 10p return an expected £19.20, and six tenths of £19.20 is £11.52.

Four rungs of the ladder read alone and then under a forty times clause: five hundred presses on a ten pound payment falling from forty-eight pounds to minus twenty-eight pounds eighty, three hundred from twenty-eight eighty to minus seventeen twenty-eight, two hundred on a five pound payment from nineteen twenty to minus eleven fifty-two, and a hundred from nine sixty to minus five seventy-six.
Drawing two. Four rungs of the family, each read on its own and then read again with a forty times clause standing, at the 96 per cent return carried on this page.

Read the bars from the largest quantity down and the ordering never changes, which is the finding. The rung a reader would pick by division is the rung with the longest bar in both directions at once: most stake handed over, most expected cost collected back. The division is a faithful measure of size and a reversed measure of value.

6

Loss for each pound paid, which tracks the division exactly

Put the two previous parts together and a clean relationship falls out. The expected close is minus 0.576 of whatever the presses sent across the reels, since 0.96 of the stake comes back and six tenths of that is lost to the clause. Divide by the payment and the expected close for each pound paid is 0.0576 multiplied by the division on the banner.

That relationship deserves slow reading, since it compresses this whole page into a line. At 10p a press and forty times, the expected loss for each pound paid is the advertised division multiplied by 5.76 pence. Forty to the pound costs an expected £2.30 for each pound paid. Ten to the pound costs £0.58. The ratio a reader uses to rank advertisements is proportional to the expected loss they are ranking.

Expected off 200 presses, read on its own £19.20 What survives once the second document applies minus £11.52 What a £5.00 payment actually buys £30.72

Thirty pounds and seventy-two pence arrives from either end without a shared step. Forty lots of £19.20 is £768.00 of staking, and a margin of 4p on the pound takes £30.72 of it. Or subtract the foot of the block from its head: £19.20 less minus £11.52 is £30.72. The two agree exactly, as they must, the clause having one effect only.

Six times the payment is the right way to hold that figure. A reader sends £5.00 and the distance between the two available readings of the arrangement comes to £30.72, which is more than six payments. Nothing in the advertisement is false at either end. One reading is simply computed from the banner and the other from a clause in a second writing, which the banner never links to.

The per-pound figures carry a rounding, named here rather than hidden. Forty to the pound gives 230.4 pence and prints as £2.30; ten to the pound gives 57.6 pence and prints as £0.58. The proportionality is exact in pence and the pounds column rounds, which is worth saying on a page whose argument is that a printed figure can be a tidied one.

7

Why the arithmetic supplies no highest rung at all

A reader meeting a ladder of this shape reasonably expects it to stop somewhere. Rates usually do: a thing can only be sold so cheaply before the seller stops. Here the expectation fails, and the reason is the turning point in part five rather than anything about costs.

Above twenty-five times, the margin collected on the staking a clause demands exceeds the winnings handed over to start it. A quantity of presses therefore funds itself, and so does a larger quantity, and so does a larger one still. Nothing in the arithmetic puts a ceiling on the tally, because the tally pays for itself at every size.

What is left to set the ceiling is how a number reads. Round hundreds are what appear, and the payments cluster on £5.00 and £10.00, so the divisions available in the family are a short list of round results: five, ten, twelve, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty, a hundred. A quantity that only ever takes tidy values is a quantity chosen for the eye rather than computed from anything.

That is an observation about advertising and not an accusation. A business picking between 287 presses and 300 presses has no arithmetic reason to prefer either, and one of them reads better, so the choice is made on reading. The honest conclusion is that the top of this ladder measures confidence in the clause rather than generosity about the presses.

Two consequences follow for a reader. A large tally is not evidence of a better arrangement, because a large tally costs the party offering it nothing in expectation. And a small tally is not evidence of a worse one, because a small tally may sit beside a gentler multiple that no banner mentions. Neither direction of inference survives.

8

The one thing a division of this sort reports reliably

Having taken the ratio apart it is only fair to say what it still does, and it does one thing honestly. The division reports how many separate events a payment buys, which is a statement about duration rather than about money, and duration is a real thing some readers want.

Somebody who intends to use the presses and stop, with no attempt on the clause and no expectation of collecting anything, is buying time at a reel. For that person the tally is the product and the unit value is irrelevant, because they never intend to convert anything into cash. Two hundred events is two hundred events whatever each one stakes.

For that reader the entire apparatus on this page is beside the point, and every figure in the ladder is as well. The expected close matters to nobody who does not attempt a withdrawal, and the clause in the second document is never triggered by somebody who leaves the balance where it lies. This is the one branch where the division is exactly the right number to read.

It is worth saying how narrow that branch is. It requires a reader to send £5.00, receive the presses, use them, and then treat whatever lands in the balance as nothing. Any intention to collect moves them straight back into the arithmetic above, and the arithmetic above says the division is proportional to the expected loss.

9

Rules written about proportion, and what their absence permits

Britain has written rules about exactly this ratio, which is unusual: most of what a page on this site measures has no rule behind it at all. Three published provisions bear on the relationship between what a reader pays and what an arrangement hands back, and together they describe a ladder that would look different from the one in part two.

The first is a rule about slope. Advertising guidance for casino promotions online wants what a player receives to bear some proportion to the money and the hours they have put in, and it stops a promotion steepening as that spending grows. Worked against the ladder, it is a test on the rightmost column. At one fixed unit value the stake committed rises in exact step with the payment, so the slope is a straight line and every rung passes. What the test cannot reach is the unit value itself, where all the variation on this page is hiding.

The second is a figure, and it is the nearest thing to one on this subject anywhere. The same guidance treats a solitary reward following fifty pounds of staking as capable of passing, under a condition that must travel with it: a reward on that scale has to be ordinary for the sort of gambling in question. Fifty pounds of staking is five hundred presses at the unit value supposed here, so the example describes a tally above every rung in part two and a payment ten times the one in this page’s title.

The third governs what one incentive may be built out of. The date is 19 January 2026, from which a licensee has been forbidden to pack two product types into one incentive, with betting, casino, bingo and the lottery named as the types it separates. Three softenings sit underneath that bar, each one bearing on a division. Where both halves fall under one heading they may still be put together, the illustration given being a scratchcard beside a raffle. Promotions for different products may arrive in one message where the recipient has agreed to hear about both. A credit spendable wherever its holder likes is untouched, nothing having been tied to anything.

Why a packing rule bears on a ratio at all. A division ranks two advertisements only where what sits on each side is the same sort of object, and a rule holding one product type inside one incentive is a rule holding the objects alike. Lift it and a tally of presses can share a headline with a tally of something counted differently, at which point a reader’s division runs across two units at once instead of one.

Whoever advertises a ratio of presses to payment is trading from a corner of the market that holds no Great Britain licence. A page whose business is weighing one banner against another should name whichever losses keep two banners alike. Away goes the test asking a reward to bear some proportion to the spending behind it. Away goes the bar on that reward steepening as the spending grows. Away goes the packing rule, and with it three softenings a reader would not have guessed at. Away goes the guidance against a promotion pushing anybody towards repeated or frequent play, which is the provision bearing hardest on a tally advertised in the hundreds. Not one of them settles an outcome. Together they settle whether a ladder of divisions is a ladder of like things.

A concession keeps this straight. One regulator beyond Britain keeps a rulebook, and it was opened for this build. That rulebook wants the conditions on a bonus set out plainly and it stops promotion pitched at heavy play. It sets down no ceiling on a multiple, no test of proportion and no limit on packing product types together, and that gap is what the note above measures.

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Weighing two banners when neither prints the unit

The method is short and it replaces the division rather than refining it. Write both advertisements down as a pair of published numbers each. Then refuse to divide them, and instead carry each one separately to a figure in pounds under a stated assumption, and print the assumption beside the answer.

Step one, convert each tally to stake at a named unit value, and name it in the same sentence. Step two, apply the return to get expected winnings. Step three, find the multiple in the second document for each arrangement, because that is the figure that decides the sign and it is the one most worth a click. Step four, apply it and print the close.

Step five is the part a division skips. Repeat the whole thing at a second unit value, chosen to be as unfavourable as the family plausibly runs, and look at whether the ordering between the two advertisements survives. Where it does not survive, the comparison has failed and the honest answer is that the banners cannot be ranked from what they print.

Worked on this page’s own pair that produces a short result. Two hundred presses for £5.00 at 10p gives £19.20 expected and minus £11.52 after the clause. Three hundred for £10.00 at the same unit gives £28.80 and minus £17.28. Drop the first arrangement to 7.5p and it falls level with the second on stake bought for each pound paid, so the ordering a reader started with has already gone.

Two habits make this reliable. Name the unit value as an assumption every single time it is spent, because a figure carried silently from one line into the next stops being an assumption and starts looking like a reading. And rank nothing on a quantity that cannot be converted into money, since a number computed from the halves that happen to be printed is a number about printing.

The conclusion is narrow and it is the one worth carrying away. Forty presses to the pound tells a reader how much time a payment buys and tells them nothing whatever about what the payment buys in cash, and under any multiple above twenty-five the same figure is proportional to the expected cost rather than to the expected benefit.

Questions

Is deposit 5 get 200 free spins better value than a bigger offer on a bigger deposit?
Nothing published settles it. Two hundred presses for £5.00 is forty to the pound and three hundred for £10.00 is thirty, but the comparison assumes a press is the same object in both places, and no banner states what one press commits. At an equal unit value the first does buy more stake for each pound paid. At 7.5p against a rival running at 10p the two draw exactly level, and below that the apparently better offer is the worse one.
What does 200 free spins for a five pound deposit come to in money?
Twenty pounds of stake at the 10p unit value this site assumes throughout, returning an expected £19.20 at a 96 per cent rate. That is the reading with nothing else applied. Forty times on those winnings demands £768.00 of staking, of which a margin of 4p on the pound takes £30.72, so the expected close is minus £11.52 and the distance between the two readings is £30.72, or more than six times the payment.
How many spins per pound is normal for an offer like this?
The family runs from about five for each pound to about fifty, and the values that appear are a short list of tidy ones: five, ten, twelve, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty and a hundred. That clustering is a fact about how numbers read rather than about what they are worth. A business choosing between 287 presses and 300 has no arithmetic reason to prefer either, so the choice gets made on appearance.
Why can the spins per pound figure not be compared between two sites?
Because each side of the comparison carries its own unpublished unit. Forty presses at 5p buys £2.00 of stake for each pound paid and thirty presses at 10p buys £3.00, so a smaller advertised division can be worth half as much again. The division is computed from the halves that happen to be printed, which is a different property from being informative.
At what point does a higher spins-per-pound ratio stop being a good thing?
At a multiple of twenty-five, which is the rung where twenty-five lots of 4p add up to a whole pound. Beneath it a reader keeps a positive share of whatever the presses returned, so a larger tally is a larger keep. At it the share is nothing whatever the tally. Above it the share is negative, and every extra press on the banner adds to what the clause expects to collect back.
How much does each pound of deposit cost in expectation?
At 10p a press and forty times, the expected loss for each pound paid is the advertised division multiplied by 5.76 pence. Forty to the pound costs an expected £2.30 a pound, thirty costs £1.73, and ten costs £0.58. The relationship is exact in pence and the pounds figures are rounded, so the ratio a reader uses to rank advertisements is directly proportional to the expected loss being ranked.
Why is there no upper limit on how many spins an offer can advertise?
Because above twenty-five times the margin collected on the staking a clause demands exceeds the winnings handed over to begin it. A tally of presses funds itself at every size, so the arithmetic puts no ceiling on it. What sets the ceiling instead is how a number reads on a banner, which means the top of the ladder measures confidence in the clause rather than generosity about the presses.
Is the spins per pound figure ever the right number to read?
Once, and narrowly. Somebody who means to use the presses and stop, with no attempt on the clause and no intention of collecting anything, is buying time at a reel rather than money. For that reader the tally is the product and the unit value does not matter, because nothing is ever converted into cash. Any intention to withdraw puts them straight back into the arithmetic, where the division is proportional to the expected loss.
Are there rules about how generous a bonus has to be for the money paid?
In Britain three are worth naming. Advertising guidance for casino promotions online wants what a player receives to bear some proportion to the money and the hours put in, and stops a promotion steepening as that spending grows. The same guidance treats a solitary reward following fifty pounds of staking as capable of passing, under a condition that travels with it, namely that a reward on that scale be ordinary for the sort of gambling in question. Separately, a licensee has been forbidden since 19 January 2026 to pack two product types into one incentive.
What does the packing rule allow that a reader would not expect?
Three softenings. Where both halves fall under one heading they may still be put together, the illustration given being a scratchcard beside a raffle. Promotions for different products may arrive in one message where the recipient has agreed to hear about both, which is a rule about delivery rather than about the offer. And a credit spendable wherever its holder likes is left alone entirely. What the ban reaches is an incentive whose two halves have had their conditions joined together, not everything that turns up at the same moment.
Which protections go missing when a ratio like this is advertised offshore?
The ones keeping two banners alike. A ratio of this build gets advertised in a corner of the market where no Great Britain licence is held, so away goes the test asking a reward to bear some proportion to the spending behind it, and away goes the bar on that reward steepening as spending grows. Away goes the packing rule holding one product type inside one incentive. Away goes the guidance against a promotion pushing anybody towards repeated or frequent play, which bears hardest on a tally advertised in the hundreds. One regulator beyond Britain keeps a rulebook, opened for this build, which wants the conditions on a bonus set out plainly and stops promotion pitched at heavy play, while setting down no test of proportion, no ceiling on a multiple and no limit on packing types together.
How should two offers be compared if the ratio will not do it?
Carry each advertisement separately to a figure in pounds instead of dividing. Convert the tally to stake at a named unit value, apply the return for expected winnings, find the multiple in the second document, apply it and print the close. Then repeat the whole thing at a second unit value chosen to be as unfavourable as the family plausibly runs. Where the ordering between the two does not survive that, the banners cannot be ranked from what they print, and saying so is the result.
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